Franklin D. Brosevelt's definitions

ting

ting (v): to strand a bro or bros in an "inhospitable environment" (see New Jersey) so he may engage in sexual relations with a girlfriend or other female. (Axiom: violates the universal “bros before hoes” rule)

Chris tinged Al and Nathaniel last summer.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 17, 2010

ting

ting (noun): an action demonstrating a lack of social awareness

Chris pulled a ting and didn't show up because he thought Memorial Day was in June.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 17, 2010

ting

ting (adj): oblivious to the outside world

Chris is ting and didn't return phone calls while in the Williams bubble.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 17, 2010