Definitions by Frank Hughes

Numpty 

A term of endearment by Rab C Nesbitt before he nuts you!

Cum 'ere ya numpty before I put the heid on ye

Numpty by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

Numpty 

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

Numpty by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

Unce 

The written form of the sound heard in most club music. This word describes a heavy bass tone (un) then a cymbal strike (ce.) Try saying it yourself, pronouncing the un as deep as possible. It sounds a lot like a club beat!

Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce, that's all I ever hear when I go by that building! Most be a club.

Unce by Frank Hughes December 11, 2003