Definitions by Francine R.

rubber-biscuit 

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.

"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."

rubber-biscuit by Francine R. June 22, 2006

elly-gontz 

Mispronounciation of the word "elegance" in homage to the Ricardo Montleban commercials for some luxury car that had "rich Corinthian leather."

"Whoa. Check out that '72 Riviera - now that's elly-gontz."

elly-gontz by Francine R. June 22, 2006