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eastenders

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A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.
Fox JK is scared of catching Eastenders.
by fox JK August 24, 2006
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A ditch. A really nasty thing to fall in when walking home plaestered from the pub.
"I was walking home and I fell in the jeeeg, I was so plaestered!"
by Fox JK August 15, 2006
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tits machine

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An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The B52 was a real tits machine!

Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!

My cousins boat is a tits machine!

The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
by Fox JK August 15, 2006
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Tails

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Sonic the hedgehogs sidekick

A little brown 2 tailed fox

A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things

Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced

Can use his 2 tails to fly
TAILS: Hey! I heard smoking was bad for you

GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it

TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!
by Fox JK August 14, 2006
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