Definitions by Fortuna

Vietnamese handshake

Happy ending massage

Had a ruff day stopped off for a Vietnamese handshake

Vietnamese handshake by Fortuna June 26, 2019

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

velvet smoothie by Fortuna November 19, 2015

PSAT 

Pre Stupidity Assesment Test. A test that doesnt matter in 10th grade.. to see if you pass the SAT in 12th grade. You can take it again in 11th grade for 17$ and theyll put you in an impossible to win scholorship program.

I slept through the PSAT because it doesnt matter and they didnt give me enough time!

PSAT by Fortuna October 23, 2006