Definitions by Fortitude Cream Pies

unfuckingconditional 

When you find love that is unfuckingconditional make sure to buckle up because it will be one hell of ride!!! There will be ups and downs but in the end that love will still be just as strong and pure as it always was...

Mr. & Mrs. Butler's love will remain as unfuckingconditional as it was when Mr. Butler stole her heart at that shitty plastics factory in the shit hole town they call home!!!

unfuckingconditional by Fortitude Cream Pies February 11, 2021

Colton 

A man that will love you unfuckingconditionally!!!

If your lucky enuff to ever have a Colton walk into your life then let him have your whole heart, no regrets!!!

Colton by Fortitude Cream Pies February 11, 2021

unfuckingconditionally 

A whole ass shit ton more then your basic ass conditionally!!!

Colton loves Courtney unfuckingconditionally regardless of how crazy she might be at times!

unfuckingconditionally by Fortitude Cream Pies February 7, 2021

psycho-polar 

Someone that has mood swings every 5 damn seconds for no reason & are blind to the fact that they are being a moody fucking basket case.

Bam Bam is more psycho-polar then a pregnant woman who just realized McDonalds discontinued the McRib again!

psycho-polar by Fortitude Cream Pies October 2, 2019

alpotitude 

Dont be silly wrap your willy!!!

If yourpractice Alpotitude & wrap it tight, then you can go all night.

alpotitude by Fortitude Cream Pies November 13, 2017