alpotitude

Dont be silly wrap your willy!!!

If yourpractice Alpotitude & wrap it tight, then you can go all night.

by Fortitude Cream Pies November 12, 2017

psycho-polar

Someone that has mood swings every 5 damn seconds for no reason & are blind to the fact that they are being a moody fucking basket case.

Bam Bam is more psycho-polar then a pregnant woman who just realized McDonalds discontinued the McRib again!

by Fortitude Cream Pies October 02, 2019

Colton

A man that will love you unfuckingconditionally!!!

If your lucky enuff to ever have a Colton walk into your life then let him have your whole heart, no regrets!!!

by Fortitude Cream Pies February 11, 2021

unfuckingconditionally

A whole ass shit ton more then your basic ass conditionally!!!

Colton loves Courtney unfuckingconditionally regardless of how crazy she might be at times!

by Fortitude Cream Pies February 07, 2021

unfuckingconditional

When you find love that is unfuckingconditional make sure to buckle up because it will be one hell of ride!!! There will be ups and downs but in the end that love will still be just as strong and pure as it always was...

Mr. & Mrs. Butler's love will remain as unfuckingconditional as it was when Mr. Butler stole her heart at that shitty plastics factory in the shit hole town they call home!!!

by Fortitude Cream Pies February 12, 2021