5 definitions by Forest Mouse

Laughomit

The horrendous bodily function which causes one to vomit and laugh at the same time

Dimitri was so disgusted at what he had just read but at the same time he found it hilarious and proceeded to uncontrollably "laughomit"

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

Shnanksnort

The simultaneous practice of shitting, napping and wanking with a bag of coke up your nose. Also known as Shnanking or Shnãnkeng in Asia.

Not to be confused with shnan king (shanking a nanna)

Dim proceeded to "shnanksnort" in the female toilet

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

Bermuda Vaginical

Commonly referring to a woman with a never ending shaft.

Often a good place to find second hand items such as; dildos, ex boyfriends and lost pets.

Derivative of the Greek word "Dimitri"

She is really hot but I don't want to get lost in her "Bermuda Vaginical" I'm too young to die

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

Gash Snot

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.

Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

Clam Foam

A milky looking substance that builds up around the women's vagina when aroused.

Dimitri was chowing down so furiously upon Dillons pussy that the "clam foam" was splashing everywhere, so much so that he came up for air yelling " ho ho ho" looking like Santa Claus

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017