Ford Prefect's definitions

smegster

Somebody who makes funny noises in lectures, in a vain attempt to annoy the professor.

Mark, stop masturbating, Dr Fookass is trying to explain delayed prime integrations!!!

by ford prefect October 6, 2003

Bastardized

1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.

Dude, have you noticed how Disney has bastardized so many good stories?

by Ford Prefect November 9, 2003

il buona, il brutto, il cattivo

The movie; The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. (The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly is an Italian film)

Isn't Clint Eastwood in il buona, il brutto, il cattivo?

by Ford Prefect April 12, 2005

Oojamaflip

n. A non-specific object, gadget or device. Probably derived from "doodah" via "oojah". See also "Oojah-ka-Piv"

The latest oojamaflip from Acme will have a built-in mp3 decoder.

by Ford Prefect November 8, 2003

Oojah-ka-Piv

A fictitious place in a poem by Spike Milligan.

by Ford Prefect November 8, 2003