Definitions by Ford Leiden
cry me a joaquin
Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
cry me a joaquin by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Tactical Fart
The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
Tactical Fart by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
Monkey Nipples
A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.
Monkey Nipples by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
Pull a Plainview
An act that occurs after one person wins an argument against another person. Can only apply if the loser of the argument has reached a point of being shut down and literally cannot speak any longer. The winner of the argument must have already prepared an iPod with a speaker or any sort of music playing device prior to winning the argument in anticipation of the opportunity to "Pull a Plainview" Once the winner has established that they won the argument, they say "I'm Finished" then play the music "Brahm's Violin concerto in D major", exactly like the last scene in the film "There will be Blood" The winner will then allow the entire song to play simply to rub in that they won the argument.
That little bitch was so bad when I proved him wrong how could I help but Pull a Plainview just to rub it in.
Pull a Plainview by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
Brando Off
To bring not giving a shit to a whole new level, to completely stop caring about what is expected of oneself and let yourself go with abandon while flipping the bird to the world, much like the actor Marlon Brando did in his later years.
To be considered the greatest at something that you don't even take seriously while laughing at people who take you seriously and not give a fuck.
To be considered the greatest at something that you don't even take seriously while laughing at people who take you seriously and not give a fuck.
I love that scene in "Sid and Nancy" where Sid Viscous actually dances to disco music, he's THAT punk! He totally decided to Brando Off.
Brando Off by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
Sister Tom
The homosexual equivalent to an Uncle Tom. A homosexual who simply plays up to the stereotypes of how a homosexual is expected to act in order to gain approval.
After Robbie came out of the closet he keeps playing up how much he knows about fashion, but I really don't think he's even all that interested in fashion. He's such a Sister Tom.
Sister Tom by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
Williamsburg bike lanes
1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.
Williamsburg bike lanes by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009