Ford Leiden's definitions
A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Get the Closeted Republicanmug. Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.
Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
Get the Trout Farmmug. The act of living one's entire life using the same philosophy of singing a song with a karaoke machine. Whereas a karaoke singer does not actually create the music or content of the art that they are borrowing, they can for a brief period pretend that they are the artist that they admire and take credit for the song. This allows them to take a bow without actually accomplishing anything other then mimicry. Someone following the Karaoke Lifestyle will then have very low standards yet a high sense of self-importance. They act much like the other farm animals in the fable "The Little Red Hen", but still manage to eat a piece of the bread without actually having done any work for it but simply due to a delusional sense of themselves being geniuses. Musicians are the most frequent members of this group but it can include most any sort of person.
That girl is so obnoxious, she acts like she's the most important person on the team but always has someone else do her work for her. Just another Karaoke Lifestyle idiot squeaking by on other people's work.
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
Get the Karaoke Lifestylemug. When a homosexual attempts to convince a heterosexual to experiment in their first homosexual encounter, not because they genuinely think that they are homosexuals but simply for the conquest
A: I love all these liberal, open-minded hipster boys, they're so easy to guilt trip into a freebie.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
Get the Cherry Pickermug. A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
Get the Monkey Nipplesmug. An inexplicable sense of extreme hornyness brought on by the holiday seasons, hopefully resulting in a Christmas Fuck
I was walking down the street with all these cheerful, beautiful women in tight sweaters on the 24th and got a case of the raging Christmas Heat
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
Get the Christmas Heatmug. What you give James Cameron when you bump into him and demand your $10 back for that shitty film and want to give it to the Haitian Earthquake relief fund.
Hey James Cameron, you a little short on cash after 12 years? Get over here so I can give you an Avatar Haiti guilt trip!
by Ford Leiden January 17, 2010
Get the Avatar Haiti guilt tripmug.