So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.
She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.
by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010
The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.
So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
When a large breasted woman lies above you, puts her chest in your face, parts her breasts then yells "Boobily Boobily" as she lets go of her breasts and they slap against both sides of your face.
First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"
First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
Someone who changes information on Wikipedia, most likely false information, solely for the purpose of winning an argument.
I was arguing with Mikey about James Bond being on the Sargent Pepper's album cover. So I excused myself to use the bathroom and just changed the wikipedia article on my iPhone, thus proving that I was right. I'm such a Wikipedia Bitch.
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009