A female who has control of the lactating capability of both of her breasts for non-synchronous functions.
Ellie can use her lactating tits to simultaneously write her first AND last name in the snow, she's ambititstrous!
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
What you give James Cameron when you bump into him and demand your $10 back for that shitty film and want to give it to the Haitian Earthquake relief fund.
Hey James Cameron, you a little short on cash after 12 years? Get over here so I can give you an Avatar Haiti guilt trip!
by Ford Leiden January 17, 2010
1)
A: That's a horrible idea.
B. You're a horrible idea!
A. Don't you play the You Game with me!
2)
A. It's not Thursday today.
B. You're not Thursday today!
A: That's a horrible idea.
B. You're a horrible idea!
A. Don't you play the You Game with me!
2)
A. It's not Thursday today.
B. You're not Thursday today!
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
When a homosexual attempts to convince a heterosexual to experiment in their first homosexual encounter, not because they genuinely think that they are homosexuals but simply for the conquest
A: I love all these liberal, open-minded hipster boys, they're so easy to guilt trip into a freebie.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
An inexplicable sense of extreme hornyness brought on by the holiday seasons, hopefully resulting in a Christmas Fuck
I was walking down the street with all these cheerful, beautiful women in tight sweaters on the 24th and got a case of the raging Christmas Heat
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009