Definitions by For Pump

Choogled 

To allow substances that alter your state ie alcohol or better to overtake your ability to function.

Luby got so choogled he had to use a shovel to walk!

Choogled by For Pump June 10, 2019

ballwank 

When you've been having a cheeky wank, maybe in a bush, but nothing seems to be working. You look down to see you've been tugging a ball instead of your penis.

I stopped off for a cheeky bush wank. It took forever. Looked down, another ballwank...

ballwank by For Pump December 11, 2018

Dizzy Jizzy 

When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.

Friend: what is that in your hair?
Me: probably some cum...just had a dizzy jizzy.

Dizzy Jizzy by For Pump October 21, 2018