Fly on the Wall's definitions

Yeshua

A name that Catholicism almost succeeded in removing from the Christian vocabulary by replacing it with Latin-based bastardizations that honor Zeus instead of God's son. This corruption was inherited nearly universally by the rest ofChristianity.

Hispanic Catholics preserve the divine name of Zeus most accurately, and call out, Hey Zeus when praying. Unsatisfied with that sacrilege, they insist upon naming little boys Hey Zeus as well.

English-speaking Christians are a little less callous about calling Yeshua by Zeus' name by pronouncing it "Zuss", with the prefix "Je". "Je" is a French word, so this along with most of the other silliness in the English language was probably their idea.

by Fly On The Wall June 8, 2004

Ramen

An excuse for Americans to pretend to speak Chinese with a Japanese accent. It's hard to say who they're making fun of.

Chinese: It call "lo mein".

Japanese: That what I say, "lroh-main".

American, chanting:

Ra-men!
Ra-men!
Ra-men!
Ra-men!
Ra-men!

by Fly On The Wall January 19, 2005

This is Bob.

A real loser, a laugh and a half, someone pretending to be a man.

Based upon a Spike TV advertisement for some stuff that no real man would want in his body.

This is Bob. Bob needs help. He isn't a real man, so he takes some medicine that will be a man for him.

This is Bob's wife. She just fell in love with the medicine and left Bob. See how happy she is.

by Fly On The Wall December 30, 2004

definition

A dull and boring, non-slang way to say and spell daffynition.

Possibly the funniest definition on UrbanDictionary.com is most extreme elimination challenge by FridgeRaider. Then again, maybe it's shit happens.

by Fly On The Wall November 8, 2004

bum

Really sad British slang that the British use every time they try to define arse.

What's really sad about bum is that if only the British would say ass when they mean ass, instead of mispronouncing arse, they wouldn't need to define arse, and wouldn't feel compelled to say bum.

by Fly On The Wall January 3, 2005