married

A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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divorced

The best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.
Example 1) I caught that fuckin tramp Laura cheating on me again. My lawyer says I should be divorced from that skanky slut in about 12 months.

Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!

Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.

Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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Raghead Floss

The act of wiping yer ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
by Floss 69 January 16, 2006
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Raghead Floss

The act of wiping your ass on a motel owners head rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time we went to the Super 8 in Columbus, Raghead Floss was coined when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
by Floss 69 January 21, 2006
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Raghead Floss

The act of wiping your ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".

The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
by Floss 69 January 19, 2006
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Towel Floss

Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.
The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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Pain and Suffering

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.
Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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