Definitions by Floss 69
Raghead Floss
The act of wiping yer ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
Raghead Floss by Floss 69 July 29, 2008
Raghead Floss
The act of wiping your ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
Raghead Floss by Floss 69 July 29, 2008
Raghead Floss
The act of wiping your ass on a motel owners head rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time we went to the Super 8 in Columbus, Raghead Floss was coined when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
Raghead Floss by Floss 69 July 29, 2008
Towel Floss
Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.
The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.
Towel Floss by Floss 69 July 26, 2008
Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Highway Dump
Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.
Highway Dump by Floss 69 July 16, 2008
ford probe
One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Ford Motor Company. It was made by Mazda in Flat Rock, Michigan from 1989 to 1997 and had zero actual Ford content. Probes are preferred by chicks and queers.
Look at that stupid fucking douchebag driving a pos Ford Probe, what a fucking dipshit. He must enjoy pain and suffering. I bet that idiots name is Roy Munson.
ford probe by Floss 69 April 8, 2006