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Definitions by Floof

Her Giggy was flapping in the wind.

Time to go to the gynecologist for your Giggy exam!
Giggy by Floof March 15, 2019
I had really bad Swenis last night after wrestling practice.

I could smell the swenis from miles away and when he took it out to show me it had fungus growing in the pubes from the sweat.
Swenis by Floof September 17, 2017

green toe nails 

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
green toe nails by Floof July 3, 2017
chips that contain o'lean, a fat substitute which causes anal leakage
I just ate some wow chips and I feel a little funky
Wow by floof April 22, 2005