Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.
caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"
delivery person: "Huh?"
caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"
delivery person: "Huh?"
by Flobie Jim July 20, 2012
Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.
"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"
by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013