flapulicious

A style of ladies leisure wear trousers, made to emphasise the feminine flapular region.

Dad: Sharon, those trousers make your crotch look like a mattress that has been folded in half.

Sharon: I know, right? They are absolutely flapulicious, huh?

Dad: when you have worn them for a week, can I boil them to make soup?

by Flapulicious September 4, 2021