Giuseppe

The horniest man you know. Every other phrase he says is a sexual joke or reference. He often receives nudes from girls at 2 in the morning. Even the most unsuspected of girls try to get some of the big G. He is a very freaky person and is always down for a good sloppy sloppy.
"Hey Giuseppe, how are you-"
"On your knees, now"
by Flabby fanny pack February 11, 2020
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Konner Bridge

A white kid in New Jersey who plays basketball. He is most likely your father and should be respected as such.
Oh look it’s Konner Bridge! That’s dad!
by Flabby fanny pack May 06, 2019
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