Definitions by Figaro The Cat
Pusseois
Pronounced: puss-hwä'
An attempt to fancify the word "pussy". Often used by individuals attempting to sound more intelligent than they are.
Taken from the term "octopusseios" popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
An attempt to fancify the word "pussy". Often used by individuals attempting to sound more intelligent than they are.
Taken from the term "octopusseios" popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Example 1:
Girl 1: My pusseois burns and itches like crazy!
Girl 2: Girlfriend, you need to Massengil that cooch before it gets worse.
Example 2:
Girl: Mom, my pusseois sometimes feels... umm, unfresh.
Girl 1: My pusseois burns and itches like crazy!
Girl 2: Girlfriend, you need to Massengil that cooch before it gets worse.
Example 2:
Girl: Mom, my pusseois sometimes feels... umm, unfresh.
Pusseois by Figaro The Cat March 26, 2006
Cable Monkey
The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.
1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.
2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!
2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!
Cable Monkey by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
Octopusseios
Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'
A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:
Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006