Fetus Bomber's definitions

Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

ryan howard

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

by Fetus Bomber September 23, 2006

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.

I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.

by Fetus Bomber November 3, 2004

Seth MacFarlane

A kick-ass guy who created the cartoons "Family Guy" and "American Dad" (which is coming soon).

Seth MacFarlane's cartoons own all other cartoons.

by Fetus Bomber November 3, 2004

Pork knife

1. A word used to take place of the word penis.
2. A knife used to cut pork.

Ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long!

Man, that pork knife is very sharp.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004