Fertile Myrtle 's definitions

sloppidy

Noun. Slang term for an abstract object or idea of great value such as an education, job, money, or mental state.

(Job Interview)

Interviewer: "So why are you interested in this position?"

Interviewee: "Bippidy Boppidy I need that Sloppidy."

by Fertile Myrtle June 2, 2018

Dirty Lemon

Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".

"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."

by Fertile Myrtle November 29, 2018

Jodecadon

Platonic pair of coworkers, partners, friends that are named Don and Joanne. They get along too well so you don't know where one begins and the other ends, much like a dodecagon.

"Jeez, who were those two?"

"Oh, thats Jodecadon..."

by Fertile Myrtle October 2, 2018

Scrank

Verb. To eat or otherwise consume food that fell into the sink that in a moment of weakness you could not rightfully resist.

Friend: "Hey what happened to your tiramisu?"

You: "Brgh, God. I Scranked it..."

by Fertile Myrtle November 4, 2019

oreo

Someone has one white parent & one black parent, mulatto.

James is an Oreo.

by fertile myrtle January 3, 2015