3 definitions by Feral Man
The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
by Feral Man September 6, 2014
The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.
Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"
"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"
"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
by Feral Man August 2, 2014
Yellow dog is a term that refers to an actual dog known as a Carolina Dog or Dixie Dog. They are an indigenous "American Dingo" that were selectively bred in North America. They are presumably descendants of East Asian canines.
Yellow Dog can also refer to the drug "methamphetamine". It is also a popular song by Texan musician; John Nitzinger. The lyrics goes as following "Now they say it's the making of a mad man, the devil's finger in your vein".
One person's account goes as follows:
(Yellow Dog) is what we called around Dallas "desoxyn" which was methamphetamine hydrochloride. WE would get fat chicks and take them to this doctor in oak cliff and he would write prescriptions for it and people would soak them in water and shoot them up
Yellow Dog can also refer to the drug "methamphetamine". It is also a popular song by Texan musician; John Nitzinger. The lyrics goes as following "Now they say it's the making of a mad man, the devil's finger in your vein".
One person's account goes as follows:
(Yellow Dog) is what we called around Dallas "desoxyn" which was methamphetamine hydrochloride. WE would get fat chicks and take them to this doctor in oak cliff and he would write prescriptions for it and people would soak them in water and shoot them up
"I'm thinking of breeding a Yellow Dog with a Siberian Husky"
"Oh man that yellow dog is gunna kill ya" - lyrics to "Yellow Dog"
"Oh man that yellow dog is gunna kill ya" - lyrics to "Yellow Dog"
by Feral Man August 2, 2014