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This word is short for situation and is used to describe an awkward, uncomfortable or intense moment.
"That guy was dancing awfully close to you - were you having a bit of a situ?"

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"Stop it, you're embarrassing me, I'm having a situ here!"
by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

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A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.
"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"
by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

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A term used to describe a toilet.
"I just made a deposit at the brown bank"
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This is an alternate usage of the word purpose. It is often said by school pupils to describe something as being run of the mill or average.
Today was a purpose day at school.
That lesson was purpose.
by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

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