Definitions by Fearman

nigyrophobia 

Fear of black helicopters.

Just because you've got nigyrophobia, doesn't mean the CIA aren't operating McDonalds as a front for the Rosicrucians.

nigyrophobia by Fearman October 30, 2007

mensalactophorophobia 

Morbid fear of milk cartons used as jugs and left on a table.

Your mother-in-law has got mensalactophorophobia. You'd better get a proper earthenware jug for that cow juice right NOW.

mensalactophorophobia by Fearman October 30, 2007

Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar? 

Horrific message often found when listening to Beatles albums played backwards. "Tea" and "sugar" obviously have multiple unspeakably depraved meanings. (How do you play them backwards, by the way? I've never managed to do it!)

On hearing that bit where gnis seltaeB eht Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?:

Ohhh NOOOOOOOOOO, it's super teatime AGAIN, hide the kiddies!!!

Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar? by Fearman October 30, 2007

dogggggg 

What a member of the canine species turns into when it suddenly turns around and sinks its teeth into your ass/wrist/eyeball/whatever is handy.

Oh, no! Dogggggg attack!!! Help!!!

dogggggg by Fearman October 30, 2007

long dark teatime of the soul 

Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.

Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.

long dark teatime of the soul by Fearman October 30, 2007

denturocracy 

Political system in which the person with the straightest whitest smile gets to run the country.

America is the world's premier denturocracy.

denturocracy by Fearman October 30, 2007

sharp and pearlies 

Teeth. Patterned after "short and curlies" for pubes.

America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.

sharp and pearlies by Fearman October 30, 2007