Definitions by Fearman
mensalactophorophobia
Your mother-in-law has got mensalactophorophobia. You'd better get a proper earthenware jug for that cow juice right NOW.
mensalactophorophobia by Fearman October 30, 2007
Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?
Horrific message often found when listening to Beatles albums played backwards. "Tea" and "sugar" obviously have multiple unspeakably depraved meanings. (How do you play them backwards, by the way? I've never managed to do it!)
On hearing that bit where gnis seltaeB eht Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?:
Ohhh NOOOOOOOOOO, it's super teatime AGAIN, hide the kiddies!!!
Ohhh NOOOOOOOOOO, it's super teatime AGAIN, hide the kiddies!!!
Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar? by Fearman October 30, 2007
sharp and pearlies
America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.
sharp and pearlies by Fearman October 30, 2007
long dark teatime of the soul
Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.
Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.
long dark teatime of the soul by Fearman October 30, 2007
inverted snob
Someone who looks down their nose on those more wealthy, simply because they are more wealthy. Inverted snobs staunchly refuse to recognise that their form of snobbery is every bit as superficial and silly as the other kind ... the only difference is, the inverted variety helps keep its adherents down on the bread line.
Don't expect to find Mary in one of the better pubs. She's an inverted snob. She'd rather have cheap beer and mould any day of the week.
inverted snob by Fearman October 30, 2007