Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.
Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.
by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023
A caring person of great kindness and responsibility, often spotted with a cigarette, weed or vodka. You can spot an Ashu by their outfit: fashionable. They tend to rest in clearings, in vans particularly. You can lure an Ashu using crystals, alcohol and lavender blunts. Ashus can indeed change your life, careful not to mess around. They can get violent.
Spotted: A hippie girl in her natural habitat, weed in one hand and rose petals in the other. She's ready to smoke those petals, like she'll smoke the hearts of those who fuck her over.
Ashu munched upon a crystal the other day, I had never looked more confused.
Can your Ashu pass me my Malboro packet? She looks as if she is nibbling on the filter.
Ashu anonymously messaged me an ':3' and now I am in hospital. Never again.
Ashu munched upon a crystal the other day, I had never looked more confused.
Can your Ashu pass me my Malboro packet? She looks as if she is nibbling on the filter.
Ashu anonymously messaged me an ':3' and now I am in hospital. Never again.
by Fayra <3 April 16, 2024
Slayra scared me last night, she went boo while I was listening to Oliver Sykes, and then Oliver Sykes screamed simultaneously as I threw the phone across the room.
by Fayra <3 November 05, 2022
A therapist, a great mate, not British, extremely sweet, excellent music taste, Oli Sykes, Chris Motionless, Maggie Lindemann, and Alissa Salls simp, etc.
I worship garlic bread, you know what else does? An Idde!
Idde is my bestie? She's so cool!
Omg, there's an Idde walking across the street!
We better let Idde go to sleep before she's sleep-drunk again.
I love Idde more than I love myself.
Idde is my bestie? She's so cool!
Omg, there's an Idde walking across the street!
We better let Idde go to sleep before she's sleep-drunk again.
I love Idde more than I love myself.
by Fayra <3 November 05, 2022