Definitions by Fawns

HPD 

Herniated Penis Disorder

Is when one's member has had a rupture in the structure of the penis cartilage, and is inflated with their blood essentially making a "Bloody Balloon"

Tom: Hey I can't make it to your kids party, I got HPD.
Kallan: STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS YOU CUMPOSER

HPD by Fawns February 15, 2024