3 definitions by Father of jazz
The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.
Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal
Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal
Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal
Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal
Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD
by Father of jazz March 29, 2021
The true idol of Spain. The cream of the crop. A god amongst men. Everyone looks up to him. Many follow in his foot steps. Few gain what he has accomplished. Many dream to be even part of him. Simps for many and is simped by many.
by Father of jazz January 24, 2021
A discord server made almost a year ago that so many people now waste their time on. Full of weird people and run by little kids. The dictator or the owner spreads all the knowledge around it and is our teacher. It is still a very good time no matter what. Lots of weird stuff happens.
Leonardo: “Hey have you been on discord before
Dwayne: “Oh I thought it was just called crush club discord
Dwayne: “Oh I thought it was just called crush club discord
by Father of jazz December 17, 2020