Father Figure 69's definitions

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

Out of Right Field

Plot twist! Unlike the baseball term, “out of left field”, which is way over used and now expected, the term, “out of right field” is actually unexpected.

1: “The topic I chose for my thesis was out of right field?”
2: “Don’t you mean out of left field?”
1: “No, that’d be too expected”.

by Father Figure 69 September 19, 2021

DooDooRetic

A type of food or drink that leads to you emptying your bowls.

I drank some coffee, which is a DooDooRetic, so now I have to use the bowl…

by Father Figure 69 January 13, 2023

snuggle bear

1. A snuggle bear is someone who is so snuggly and cuddly that you'd never want to let them go!

-"Hey Snuggle Bear, wutchya doing?"
--"Just snuggin"
-"You're so cute!"
--"Snuggles"

by Father Figure 69 August 4, 2016

Arseling

An Englishman who's called an Ass

Arnold: You have come to this land from another
Joshua: Indeed I have, but I was born an Englishman

Arnold: we will let you stay but you will be an arseling of this land
Joshua: so be it, but I'll atleast be an Englishman

by Father Figure 69 August 9, 2016