Definitions by Father Abraham II
Bawkward
The awkward moment when you think that you’re talking to someone you know because of how they look like from the backside but once they turn around you realize they’re a complete stranger.
Hey Caroline, hold up! I know you’re really mad at me but I can explain!
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
*person turns around*
“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”
Bawkward by Father Abraham II February 12, 2019
Cock
A male chicken; a rooster
You probably looked up the word cock because you wanted to look for definitions of penis, you immature asshat
Cock by Father Abraham II November 28, 2018
when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
Turn Signal
Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.
Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
Turn Signal by Father Abraham II August 8, 2017
Trump Supporter
Use your calculated IQ to find your intelligence ranking
150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
Trump Supporter by Father Abraham II May 22, 2017