Father Abraham II's definitions
My car always smells like Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™, so I always have to cover the car with Fabreeze whenever I get pulled over by the cops.
by Father Abraham II June 17, 2019
Get the Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™mug. 
Someone who thinks that you’ll get sick by drinking Corona beer or eating Chinese food, but not by going to a crowded beach or partying with a bunch of friends in a fucking mosh pit
Mark is French kissing every chick at the club but he won’t call his sick mom because he thinks he’ll catch it through the phone. He a pandemoron
by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020
Get the Pandemoronmug. Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.
Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
by Father Abraham II August 8, 2017
Get the Turn Signalmug. A male chicken; a rooster
You probably looked up the word cock because you wanted to look for definitions of penis, you immature asshat
by Father Abraham II November 28, 2018
Get the Cockmug.