Fatboy's definitions

shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.

"Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up."

by fatboy August 29, 2003

ass gnome

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"

by fatboy August 29, 2003

The Grouse

Unbelievably excellent and grouse.

That chuck I just had was THE GROUSE.

by Fatboy May 13, 2003

White Elephant

Gesture created by turning out one's pants pockets, releasing the zipper and then exposing one's flaccid chode in an entertaining fashion, so as to resemble an elephant's trunk.

"Oh my God Tom, not the White Elephant again, nobody wants to see it, put that thing away."

by Fatboy May 13, 2003

mutten chops

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003