Definitions by Fat Tony

blitz 

To escape somewhere quickly, or to consume something hurriedly.

"It's the police. I better blitz out of here."

"He blitzed through that bag of Funyuns.

blitz by Fat Tony January 19, 2007

Rent-a-cop 

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

Rent-a-cop by Fat Tony January 19, 2007