Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where a person slides their mouth up and down a penis shaft while breathing or murmuring into it, like a harmonica.
She had a reputation for giving great harmonicock.
by Faster Redhead September 12, 2017
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Vajoctor

It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!
by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016
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Extravagina

Pronounced like extravaganza. When you have a tremendous amount of sex in a short period of time, rendering your ladyparts exhausted.
Ashley came back from the weekend with her hot new boyfriend and shared all the gory details about her extravagina to all her friends.
by Faster Redhead September 01, 2016
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Bastafarian

Someone who supports the legal accomplishments of attorney Michael Avenatti in his quest to prove Trump’s corruption. Avenatti’s mantra is “basta,” which is Italian for enough, making his fans “bastafarians.”
The Bastafarians are encouraged by Michael Avenatti’s derailed and damning tweets.
by Faster Redhead May 16, 2018
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Racktrap

Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.
I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016
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sedermasochism

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).
Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.
by Faster Redhead April 30, 2016
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Blinkini

When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away
On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.
by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017
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