Definitions by Faster Redhead

Pantywork 

Handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. Manual stimulation ).

He was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.

Pantywork by Faster Redhead February 9, 2017

Presidon't 

When you have a President who makes so many bad decisions that you dread hearing the next thing he's done.

Trump's statements about the "fake media", voter fraud, Nordstrom dropping Ivanka clothing and Fredrick Douglass still being alive make him our first Presidon't.

Presidon't by Faster Redhead February 9, 2017

LGBTQookies 

Another name for rainbow cookies, with different color layers covered in chocolate.

We celebrated the legalization of same sex marriage by eating a pound of LGBTQookies.

LGBTQookies by Faster Redhead November 24, 2016

Friendpetitive 

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.

Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.

Friendpetitive by Faster Redhead November 12, 2016

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

Totem poling by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

Bangxiety 

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.

Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.

Bangxiety by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016

Vajodorant 

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.

Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.

Vajodorant by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016