Faster Redhead's definitions

LGBTQookies

Another name for rainbow cookies, with different color layers covered in chocolate.

We celebrated the legalization of same sex marriage by eating a pound of LGBTQookies.

by Faster Redhead November 24, 2016

Boob mitzvah

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down on a penis while breathing or speaking into it.

He could never dump his girlfriend because she loved to play the harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 7, 2017

Extravagina

Pronounced like extravaganza. When you have a tremendous amount of sex in a short period of time, rendering your ladyparts exhausted.

Ashley came back from the weekend with her hot new boyfriend and shared all the gory details about her extravagina to all her friends.

by Faster Redhead September 1, 2016

Cockeoke

Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.

Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."

by Faster Redhead July 5, 2017

Goldicocks

A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.

We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."

by Faster Redhead June 4, 2016

sedermasochism

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016