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Definitions by Family Jew

Hump day 

The day celebrated just for humpin
It's hump day? Sweet, now I'm gonna go home and hump my girlfriend
Hump day by Family Jew July 26, 2018

Quagmire 

The dirtiest man alive, he thrives for sex, woman, and loves cats.
I’m going over to Quagmires today
Quagmire by Family Jew February 25, 2018
Sorry I'm gonna go home and watch some tit cam on the internet
tit cam by Family Jew April 28, 2017