4 definitions by Fairy Godmutha
A man who will only speak in absolute proven fact backed completely by commonly accepted truths from educated scientists and intellectual society.
by Fairy Godmutha August 13, 2022
A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.
"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
by Fairy Godmutha March 2, 2017
"Aliens trick Americans to forfeit their smartest children to go on spaceships to be experimented on and given knowledge in exchange for lots of money to cover the oxygen and water for long duration space travel," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the complex structure in which the USA works with extra terrestrial society to mutually benefit and grow.
by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022
"Aliens trick families into surrendering their brightest children to University which double as a school but are in fact spaceships. Tuition costs are high because oxygen and water in space are expensive," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the very complex workings between the government and extra terrestrials sharing knowledge in exchange for the students time and money.
by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022