Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

by Fail. E December 01, 2021

Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a phrase commonly used to describe a person who may have a sexual attraction to a person under the age of 15.

If you sense the presence of a Moonlester in your surrounding area and you are under the age of 15, it is adviced that you leave your current location immediately

Pronounced: Moon - Le - Stir

Other meanings: Nonce priest

Guy 1: “I think there may be a Moonlester nearby”
Guy 2: “Oh No…. Run”

by Fail. E November 23, 2021

Coke muncher

A human who has an addiction to Coke (; Side effects may include, retardism, shortness and even lickarse syndrome. There are many alternative phrases, some being: 'google translate', 'wallhopper', 'taco merchant'. Is known for their incredible thievery skills especially when it comes to food and backpacks

-Pronunciation:
-Daviiiiiiiid-wanna-be

Fail-E: "Where is my bag?"
Coke Muncher: "jajaja bitch"

by Fail. E December 03, 2021

Noah W

A tall person……… also pheonix was a mistake (:

Guy1: “Noah W is a nonce”
Guy2: “agreed”

by Fail. E November 23, 2021