12 definitions by Faceless Alison

Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.

Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

by Faceless Alison December 20, 2015

food porn

beautiful pictures of delicious food

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn

by Faceless Alison January 28, 2016

yctm

You call that music?
Said when some bitch decides to blast their loser noise they call music, as a way of telling them to fuck off.

Basic Bitch: I love this song!
Me: yctm?

by Faceless Alison February 13, 2016

flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison February 16, 2016

preggophobe

Grown married woman who's afraid to have sex because she doesn't want to get pregnant.

My wife is a preggophobe. She's afraid to have sex with me cause she doesn't want to be a mom

preggophile , preggophiliac, preggo ,pregnant, sex , FOBM

by Faceless Alison December 9, 2015