Faceless Alison's definitions

underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

UAB

Ugly Ass Bitch

Sara: omg peggy is such a UAB
Jennifer: ikr even her name is ugly

by Faceless Alison July 28, 2016

godmotherfuckingdamnit

like goddamnit but up a level
used to express extreme frustration with someone/something

godmotherfuckingdamnit i hate this phone

by Faceless Alison July 24, 2016

hangover sunglasses

sunglasses you wear when you're really hungover

Sally got so wasted last night. She showed up to school today wearing hangover sunglasses.

by Faceless Alison September 14, 2016

preggophobe

Grown married woman who's afraid to have sex because she doesn't want to get pregnant.

My wife is a preggophobe. She's afraid to have sex with me cause she doesn't want to be a mom

preggophile , preggophiliac, preggo ,pregnant, sex , FOBM

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016