Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.

Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016

hangover sunglasses

sunglasses you wear when you're really hungover

Sally got so wasted last night. She showed up to school today wearing hangover sunglasses.

by Faceless Alison September 14, 2016

underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

yctm

You call that music?
Said when some bitch decides to blast their loser noise they call music, as a way of telling them to fuck off.

Basic Bitch: I love this song!
Me: yctm?

by Faceless Alison September 18, 2016

preggophobe

Grown married woman who's afraid to have sex because she doesn't want to get pregnant.

My wife is a preggophobe. She's afraid to have sex with me cause she doesn't want to be a mom

preggophile , preggophiliac, preggo ,pregnant, sex , FOBM

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016