food porn

beautiful pictures of delicious food
My phone died again while I was looking at food porn
by Faceless Alison January 28, 2016
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underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.
1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.
by Faceless Alison December 09, 2015
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halloween

1. for kids, its a day to dress up in scary costumes and go trick-or-treating
2. for teens, its a day to dress up in slutty costumes and throw huge parties
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
by Faceless Alison August 09, 2016
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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
by Faceless Alison December 20, 2015
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godmotherfuckingdamnit

like goddamnit but up a level
used to express extreme frustration with someone/something
godmotherfuckingdamnit i hate this phone
by Faceless Alison July 25, 2016
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