Faceless Alison's definitions

flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016

underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

halloween

1. for kids, its a day to dress up in scary costumes and go trick-or-treating
2. for teens, its a day to dress up in slutty costumes and throw huge parties

In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

by Faceless Alison August 9, 2016

preggophobe

Grown married woman who's afraid to have sex because she doesn't want to get pregnant.

My wife is a preggophobe. She's afraid to have sex with me cause she doesn't want to be a mom

preggophile , preggophiliac, preggo ,pregnant, sex , FOBM

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

hangover sunglasses

sunglasses you wear when you're really hungover

Sally got so wasted last night. She showed up to school today wearing hangover sunglasses.

by Faceless Alison September 14, 2016