The act of pooping from elevation upon someone holding a clear surface between them and the pooper. World record - 50 feet
Joe attempted a world record Queenie from 52 feet, but missed the glass and plastered Mike's stomach with a load of reincarnated Sloppy Joes.
Any lie or fib you might tell about yourself in order to get laid.
At the party, I had foreploy with her when I told her about my ability to lick my eyebrows.