Definitions by FUKME

hotmerkle 

A person who puts their head over the toilet and covers it with a towel after their boyfriend takes a steamy dump.

Hey Fred give me a hotmerkle

hotmerkle by FUKME November 26, 2022

Drop a hotspot

a term edgy teenagers use to communicate when they take a dump.

Hey bro drop a hotspot

Drop a hotspot by FUKME June 5, 2018

kredgy 

A teenage kid who uses slang that makes no sense. Example : when a teenage kid uses the word edgy to describe his parents. When a kid uses the term kringy to describe his parents when they are making out .It also describes my teen age son when he is acting like a bitch.

Why are you being kredgy. Keep your hands off my sandwich you kredgy kid !

kredgy by FUKME November 10, 2017

boffin 

in younger secondary school terms, someone who has perfect uniform.

Em- Omg isnt megan such a boffin, and a T-P
Bex- Yeh, i mean, she always has her shirt tucked in, all the way round too.

boffin by fukme June 27, 2007