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People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name 

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!
Someone who spends all their time writing biased political definitions on Urban Dictionary because they are a waste of space and have nothing better to do with their life.
Guy 1: AcTuAlLy JoE BiDeN iS tHe THROAT GOAT!!!!?!??!

Guy2: Fucking UrbanDicks again..
UrbanDick by FRICKO MODE February 1, 2022
Candice by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Can you even vote anymore? 

guy 1: Can you even vote anymore?
guy 2: eat my ass

Politics 

Like trading cards but with pedophiles instead of cool monsters.
Guy 1: I like Politics!
Guy 2: wtf are you a pedophile?
Guy 1: Yes
Politics by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Tenor Saxophone

Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.
Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend!
Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player?
Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass.
Guy 2 Yeah no shit.
Tenor Saxophone by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Pyramid Scheme 

Not actually a scheme but an incredible way to make money fast by being involved in a Multi-Level Marketing Business!
You can even be your own boss!
We recruit you and you recruit other people to sell more!
Don't look into it any further!
Our Premium Package starts at 199.99$ a month!
Act fast because this is a limited time offer!
Get involved now!
Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
Guy 1: I am going to invest in my future today!
Pyramid Scheme by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022