FRED's definitions

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 3, 2003

Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done

I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes

by Fred May 13, 2005

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by Fred July 23, 2004

reggaeton

reggaeton is not actually just Puerto Rico's version of reggae...if you do the research you'll find that reggaeton first came around in panama as "spanish reggae". It has evolved to become "perreo", "dembow", or just "reggaeton"

i like reggaeton
me gusta el reggaeton

by fred May 13, 2005

S.O.S.D.D.

Same ole shit, Different day
See also S.S.D.D.

1 "How's it goin'?"
2 "SOSDD!"

by Fred January 19, 2003

Barney

A kook on a mountain bike.

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.

by Fred July 24, 2003

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005