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fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged
by fred December 3, 2003
mugGet the fruit bowlmug.

Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done
I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes
by Fred May 13, 2005
mugGet the Hudinimug.

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
mugGet the slapdickmug.

reggaeton

reggaeton is not actually just Puerto Rico's version of reggae...if you do the research you'll find that reggaeton first came around in panama as "spanish reggae". It has evolved to become "perreo", "dembow", or just "reggaeton"
i like reggaeton
me gusta el reggaeton
by fred May 13, 2005
mugGet the reggaetonmug.

S.O.S.D.D.

1 "How's it goin'?"
2 "SOSDD!"
by Fred January 19, 2003
mugGet the S.O.S.D.D.mug.

Barney

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.
by Fred July 24, 2003
mugGet the Barneymug.

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper
oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....
by Fred April 9, 2005
mugGet the constawangermug.

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