FJ 's definitions

urk

the sound one makes when surprised while drinking a
large cup of coffee- and as a result, having the
coffee go up one's nose.

urk!

by FJ September 16, 2003

Cumage

A Wizard who cums on demand

If Nate doesn’t ask Addie out, A Cumage will happily give her what she wants.

by FJ January 18, 2024

Cumage

A Wizard who cums on demand

If N doesn’t ask A out, A Cumage will happily give her what she wants.

by FJ January 18, 2024

cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

by FJ April 20, 2005

Mc Gruber

to smack people(s) with a potato

bob Mc Grubered lenny, because lenny is a douche

by FJ November 17, 2004

shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage

by fj July 31, 2003

Beatbagging

Beating off into a bag. Preferably an Albertson's, Rite Aid or Walgreens.

Sometimes you can't find a towel, and beatbagging is your only anternative

by fj January 3, 2002