PSG

A ok football club playing in the first division of the french league, Ligue 1 but they somehow lose to Lorient yet they have Messi, ramos neymar mbappe and marquinhos, their management is shit and they dont know what a ucl trophy is
''You wanna watch PSG lose against Bayern tonight?"
''Hell yeah, I wanna see PSG get embarrassed!''
by F1nnley May 28, 2023
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1216

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just–I just couldn't prove it! He–he–he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him... (...) You think this is something? You think this is bad, this–this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have! I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him!
gary: yo i am 1216 meters away from you

chuck: I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just–I just couldn't prove it! He–he–he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him... (...) You think this is something? You think this is bad, this–this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have! I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him!
by F1nnley July 14, 2025
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Ligue 1

A french football/soccer league which is a farmers league since PSG wins it everytime. Also AS Monaco, a club out of Monaco plays there too since there aren't enough clubs in Monaco for a football league there. The football league was founded in 1932.
Timmy: You want to watch Ligue 1?
Jimmy: No, why do I wanna watch a farmers league?
by F1nnley May 28, 2023
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Eredivisie

It is the top Dutch Football/Soccer league. The football league was first made in 1956 and it has 18 teams like any other football league. The top 3 best football clubs there are Feyenoord, Ajax and PSV. It is the 7th strongest football league in the world and Ajax has won it the most with winning it 28 times.
Bob: Hey, you wanna watch Feyennord and Ajax clash in the Eredivisie?
John: Hell yeah!
by F1nnley May 27, 2023
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