Hickbilly

The language spoken by most unemployed Caucasians without a third grade education
Thomas does not use hichbilly slang because he is in the fourth grade
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Hung Cat

A variation of a "moon", where you tuck your dick and balls between your legs and/or cheeks and expose yourself from the rear by bending
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Coons Age

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years
Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age
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