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huckshwunt

A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.
Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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accoutrement

The discarded tissue of the penile foreskin resulting from the circumcision procedure as performed on a male human.
Igor: Dr. Hubbard, when you perform the circumcision on me, can you save the accoutrement and give it to me afterward?
Dr. Hubbard: Sure, Igor. And if I miss the foreskin and cut off your entire penis, I'll give that to you instead.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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noetic

Of or relating to the impropriety of an act being regarded as appropriate because of the practice of ceremonies from sincerely-held religious beliefs.
Tonkwun: Dad, why didn't Rabbi Orgsat go to jail for giving me systemic herpes when he sucked my penis at my circumcision ceremony when I was a baby?
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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earn

A type of tuck-friendly swimwear for transgender women consisting of separate bra and panty parts.
The transgender women wore an earn to the beach today and you could almost have mistaken her for a biological female if it wasn't for the bulge in her panties.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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buy

A form of intellectual economic production marked by innovation involving multiple different disclines as a practice of research and development for the purpose of bringing a product or service to the market.
Toiquan: Dubwewan, did you buy anything today like I asked you to?
Dubwewan: Yes, boss, I did. I bought an instant water, just add water electrolysis mechanism that we can patent and sell to carbon miners who want to sequester carbon from the atmosphere.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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eat

Tobianus: My mom tells me I'm a 95th percenile man in terms of attractiveness. I'm an eat.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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dawh

The only word a heavily mentally retarded person knows.
Tim: Hey, Rory, how are you doing today?
Rory: Dawh.
by Extremityman July 10, 2023
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