quofo

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

by Extremityman October 18, 2023

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hutdoiyee

An onomatopoeia for the sound a giraffe makes.

Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o. And on this farm he had a giraffe, e-i-e-i-o. With a hutdoiyee here and a hutdoiyee there, here a hutdoiyee there a hutdoiyee everywhere a hutdoiyee hutdoiyee.

by Extremityman October 16, 2023

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dooh

An exclamation of stupidity.

Tim: Hello, I work with com-puters, dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

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untquonk

A sports contest that is not being televised.

Beatrix: I'm charged up about our ostrich racing competition, but I don't see any TV cameras.
Elowen: Right? This better not be an untquonk, or else I'm not riding my ostrich. I want to be on TV.

by Extremityman December 02, 2023

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accoutrement

The discarded tissue of the penile foreskin resulting from the circumcision procedure as performed on a male human.

Igor: Dr. Hubbard, when you perform the circumcision on me, can you save the accoutrement and give it to me afterward?
Dr. Hubbard: Sure, Igor. And if I miss the foreskin and cut off your entire penis, I'll give that to you instead.

by Extremityman December 02, 2023

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