Definitions by Exotics Lair Fan 1407

Floral Dysfunction 

When you have a limp stalk.

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!

Floral Dysfunction by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

STD Carrot Cake by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021

beudiful 

The way the famous Youtuber Exotics Lair says beautiful

“If you guys have made it this far in the video, comment down below how many times I’ve said beautiful. b e u d i f u l. Beudiful. beudiful.

beudiful by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 May 3, 2021