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Angry dickbag with wings. Bees are far superior as they are only angered when annoyed. In addition, bumblebees are cute.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Get the Bleat mug.A gaming platform often confused for directly being a game.
Also the place where some of the worst things to ever exist reside.
The platform as a whole is amorphous and chaotic. Degeneracy plagues this eternal hellscape. On most games, you will see at least two characters composed of UGC User-Generated Content avatar items to create unrealistically large breasts and disgustingly fat thighs.
And that, dear reader, is just the beginning of this suffering.
I cannot even begin to describe in a textual form some of the atrocious things that exist on this platform - and even outside of it. <cough> ...Twitter... <cough> <retch>
I write this article in disdain, blood dripping from my fingers into my keyboard. Every key I push down is painful, and I will not be able to clean the ichor. I may be exsanguinated simply by putting words on a screen.
I do not know if anyone is reading this definition, but if you are, dear reader, then do not let these awful people poison you. Do not succumb to the vile, fetid depravity that resides here.
I would be elated to see the moderators of Roblox take steps to scrape the filth off, but I fear that my plea will fall on deaf ears, as it has for so many people.
But why would I make a difference? I have no real answer for you. All I know is that I can't sleep at night - knowing what I know, knowing what is out there, knowing what I've seen. I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I can't imagine that I am alone.
God help us all.
Also the place where some of the worst things to ever exist reside.
The platform as a whole is amorphous and chaotic. Degeneracy plagues this eternal hellscape. On most games, you will see at least two characters composed of UGC User-Generated Content avatar items to create unrealistically large breasts and disgustingly fat thighs.
And that, dear reader, is just the beginning of this suffering.
I cannot even begin to describe in a textual form some of the atrocious things that exist on this platform - and even outside of it. <cough> ...Twitter... <cough> <retch>
I write this article in disdain, blood dripping from my fingers into my keyboard. Every key I push down is painful, and I will not be able to clean the ichor. I may be exsanguinated simply by putting words on a screen.
I do not know if anyone is reading this definition, but if you are, dear reader, then do not let these awful people poison you. Do not succumb to the vile, fetid depravity that resides here.
I would be elated to see the moderators of Roblox take steps to scrape the filth off, but I fear that my plea will fall on deaf ears, as it has for so many people.
But why would I make a difference? I have no real answer for you. All I know is that I can't sleep at night - knowing what I know, knowing what is out there, knowing what I've seen. I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I can't imagine that I am alone.
God help us all.
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by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
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