Definitions by Evinrude Lepre

Fannie Bass 

A giant water borne turd. Often seen floundering on the banks of the Mississippi or traversing the shallows of Washington DC's Potomac River. Originated at Little Tree Hill near Culpeper, Virginia.

Watch your step, Frenchy plopped a fannie bass just upstream from here!

Fannie Bass by Evinrude Lepre December 14, 2008

Mid-Lunch Crisis 

It's lunchtime and the choice between Subway and McD's ain't gonna cut it.

I'm so hungry I could eat a cow and there sure isn't any of that at McDonalds. It's a Mid-Lunch Crisis. I ordering Chinese!

Mid-Lunch Crisis by Evinrude LePre December 20, 2007