Evil Tim's definitions

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

HOORJ!

yelled when sumthing good heapens

Fujiko: Lupin I love you. Come here and kiss me you hairy man-child!
Lupin: HOORJ!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

the ugly baby

whaddya you think it is einstien!?

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Duple

A bear with all his fur shaved off

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Spadge

Actually, a spadge is a short, chubby dyke

Rosie O'Donnel

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003

Zenigata

A porkchop bone that has had all its meat gnawed off

After dinner i threw the zenigata out of the window.

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003