Evil Tim's definitions

Jet Link

A.K.A Snozzola, Cyborg 002. He can fly and run really fast

He looks like a bird...a freaky-looking bird
Caw Caw Caw

by Evil Tim September 12, 2003

Goemon

Not to be confused with Gomamon (which is a digimon); he would probably be the one to complain the most if he saw Lupin and Fujiko doing the nasty...

L: Who's your daddy, girl?
F: Oh, you are!
G: Would you two at least wait until I got out of bed to do that?! *gets up* Disgust rises from within me...
F: You just had to do here...'Ah, Fuji-cakes, he won't even notice because he's a heavy sleeper...' yeah right!
L: At least he didn't notice the...you-know....

by Evil Tim July 31, 2003

Fox

What Shawn B. proclaim J.M to be

S- Oh, J.M is such a fox!
me- yeah yeah...wanna go moon people at the mini-mall?

by Evil Tim September 13, 2003

macháte

Spanish for 'get to steppin'' or 'beat it'

Ugly dude- hey baby wanna kiss?
Shawn B.- Uggghhhhh... macháte, por favor

by Evil Tim October 1, 2003

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

The Evil porkchop

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs

One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off

by Evil Tim May 1, 2006