Definitions by Evil Jokester

Diapeea

When you drank so much you can't stop pissing.

I drank so much I have diapeea.

Diapeea by Evil Jokester October 24, 2019

Menstrualbating 

When you save a vial of your GF menstrual blood to use as a lubricant for masturbating.

Its not that time of the month, I miss it, so I'm going to stay home and do some menstrualbating!

Menstrualbating by Evil Jokester October 23, 2019

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp 

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Herpalating 

When your STDs sores are starting to ooze again.

My sores are herpalating again!

Herpalating by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Relative humidity 

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.

The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem

Relative humidity by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Blurfection 

When things look better when your drunk.

I had 11 beers and that girl achieved Blurfection

Blurfection by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019