When your Mothers states she has pissed her pants while driving, and blames it on needing a new "Washer", No mom the washer is just fine, what you need is new underwear.
She said "Achoo PSSWEE" as she slid on in to the right had lane to drop me at the mall, then asked for me to go buy her new grannie panties. Um mom I like cant even be seen around you, you obviously excused the uncontrollably body functions way before dad started shitting his pants. Oh right you did that first too!
by EverywhereIAMFlying January 03, 2022
When you give so much rights into other days that you forget to clear your brain from all that traffic, so you get a bucket and entitle it to hit the road Joker, and Jill dumps right there on the road releasing all that mind clutter.
Michelle had so much on her mind that when she could not get her thoughts straight as to what info was clearly distractions, and what info was necessary or important she just sat right there in front of the DunkinD's and gave light to her RoadPoo to make more sense.
by EverywhereIAMFlying January 03, 2022