PSSWEE

When your Mothers states she has pissed her pants while driving, and blames it on needing a new "Washer", No mom the washer is just fine, what you need is new underwear.

She said "Achoo PSSWEE" as she slid on in to the right had lane to drop me at the mall, then asked for me to go buy her new grannie panties. Um mom I like cant even be seen around you, you obviously excused the uncontrollably body functions way before dad started shitting his pants. Oh right you did that first too!